
D R I N K M E N U
ORIGINALS
$18
Bing-Bop-Boom-Boom-Boom-Bop
Ilegal mezcal, La Favorite rhum agricole, caramelized plantain, poblano pepper, mango, lime, pineapple, bay leaf, Bitter Queens Caribbean Spice Bitters, fried plantain flakes, black pepper, mint
$18
$15
Freaks to the Front
Tenjaku gin, sake, shōchū, cold brew sencha, kinmokusei, lemon, lime, pickled apricot brine, Moshio sea salt
$15
$16
We Got a Rule Around Here About Blowin’ Bubble
Tenjaku gin, Jin Xuan oolong tea, soursop, pandan verjus cordial, lime, eucalyptus, Chartreuse & vermouth air
$16
$16
Grandma Hates My Neck Tattoo
Lost Irish whisky, Lustau Spanish brandy, strawberry rhubarb shrub, balsamic vinegar, roasted barley, chicory, dandelion root, honey, lemon
$16
$14
Not Too Sweet
Super Gay vodka, Tattersall aquavit, capers, cherry tomato, thyme, sea salt, feta, lemon
$14
$15
The Suspense Is Terrible, I Hope It’ll Last
Toki Japanese whisky, sake, lemon, yuzu, hojicha coconut cream, shichimi, seaweed
$15
$14
Whiskey Richard
Green River bourbon, Letherbee Besk, lemon, mentholated berry medley, fennel, basil, chocolate mint, orange oil
$14
$14
It’s About Time We Took This Relationship to the Previous Level
Ilegal mezcal, hibiscus lavender honey, chipotle cacao, lemon, grapefruit, cayenne, sea salt, Lillet Blanc, absinthe sorbet
$14
Favorites
$13
Antoinette’s Negroni (Draft)
St. George Valley gin, sweet vermouth, Campari, Bitter Queens Orange Bitters
$13
$13
La Louisiane (Draft)
Pierre Ferrand Cognac, Dancing Goat Rye, Bénédictine, sweet vermouth, bitters, absinthe
$13
$14
House Manhattan
Wild Turkey Rye, sage, marjoram, cherry, lemon verbena, black pepper, dry vermouth, Bittercube Orange Bitters
$14
$14
Espresso Martini (Nitro)
Supergay vodka, espresso, demerara
$14
$14
He’s Not You, But You’re Not Here
Supergay vodka, lemon, watermelon shrub, cucumber, champagne
$14
$15
Span-ISH G&T
Hendrick’s Oasium gin, house seasonal tonic, lemon, orange, a whole bunch of garnishes, served in a goblet
$15
$14
Rose Lied About Never Letting Go
Death’s Door gin, honeybush, rooibos, coriander, raspberry, red clover, dry vermouth, lemon, grapefruit, Aperol
$14
$14
Escucha Me, Idiota.
Morales tequila, fig balsamic reduction, spearmint, honeydew, lime, grapefruit, sea salt, prosciutto
$14
$18
Mary Berry’s Soggy Bottom
Solveig gin, navy strength rum, rhubarb-orange marmalade, Earl Grey, cashew ginger butter, egg white*
$18
$15
Maduro Daddy’s Buying My Drinks
Shiitake mushroom-washed Aberfeldy 12-Year Scotch, lapsang souchong, amaro, nocino, Public Parking Smoking Jacket Bitters, Drambuie
$15
FREAKY TIKI
$15
Good Googly Moogly
Tullamore Dew Irish whiskey, pineapple, lime, palm sugar, lemongrass-galangal coconut cream, shirodashi, Bittercube Orange Bitters
$15
$15
Candiru in Your PP
Novo Fogo Cachaça, lemon, papaya, coconut, guaraná, coffee, sarsaparilla, vanilla
$15
$15
We Met on Ashley Madison
Ilegal mezcal, Jamaican rum, smoked pineapple-ginger shrub, mango, passionfruit, coconut, lime, Bitter Queens Caribbean Spice Bitters
$15
PUNCHES
Serves 2–10 persons
$25
Rainbow Road Sibling Fight
Gray Whale gin, Hamilton Breezeway, banana, mango, guava, lime, coconut, bitters, bubbles
$25
$45
Mic Drop Mastery
Morales tequila, lime, grapefruit, jasmine-chamomile honey syrup, salt, habanero, spearmint, champagne
$45
$85
Damned If I Do, Damned If I Don’t
Old Grand-Dad Bonded Bourbon, Pierre Ferrand 1840, lemon, orange, cocoa-berry medley, apple, baking spices, Lambrusco
$85
SLUSHIES
Seasonal Surprise
15
MOCKTAILS
$9
I’m Just a Baby... I Can Pay You in Blocks
Smoked tea, lemon, honey, ginger, bubbles
$9
$9
Soi Cowboy
Thai coconut cream, pineapple, lime
$9
$9
Juice Wrld
Mango, guava, lemon, orange
$9
$9
Favorite Mistake
Watermelon, cucumber, basil, thyme, lemon, bubbles
$9
$9
Dew My Honey
Honeydew, lime, soursop, bubbles, mint
$9
N/A BEERS + MORE
Athletic IPA
7
Athletic Golden
7
Athletic Light
7
Guinness Zero
8
Teasider Iced Tea
5
Cold Brew Coffee
5
BEERS
ON TAP
Third Space Brewing Frog Weiss Sour
6
Giant Jones (Rotating Selection)
9
3 Sheeps Brewing Chaos Pattern Hazy IPA
7
The Cider Farm Equinox Hopped Cider
7
Working Draft Brewery To Those Who Wait Pilsner
6
BOTTLES
Miller High Life
4
Modelo Especial
6
Old Style
4
Coors Banquet
4
OVERPROMISED / UNDERDELIVERED
Featured Boilermaker
6
$40
PP Porrón & Polaroid
A four-cocktail porrón to share & one Polaroid picture to keep.
$40