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ORIGINALS FAVORITES FREAKY TIKI PUNCHES SLUSHIES MOCKTAILS N/A BEERS + MORE BEERS OVERPROMISED / UNDERDELIVERED

ORIGINALS

$18

Bing-Bop-Boom-Boom-Boom-Bop

Ilegal mezcal, La Favorite rhum agricole, caramelized plantain, poblano pepper, mango, lime, pineapple, bay leaf, Bitter Queens Caribbean Spice Bitters, fried plantain flakes, black pepper, mint

$18

$15

Freaks to the Front

Tenjaku gin, sake, shōchū, cold brew sencha, kinmokusei, lemon, lime, pickled apricot brine, Moshio sea salt

$15

$16

We Got a Rule Around Here About Blowin’ Bubble

Tenjaku gin, Jin Xuan oolong tea, soursop, pandan verjus cordial, lime, eucalyptus, Chartreuse & vermouth air

$16

Grandma Hates My Neck Tattoo

Lost Irish whisky, Lustau Spanish brandy, strawberry rhubarb shrub, balsamic vinegar, roasted barley, chicory, dandelion root, honey, lemon

$16

$14

Not Too Sweet

Super Gay vodka, Tattersall aquavit, capers, cherry tomato, thyme, sea salt, feta, lemon

$14

$15

The Suspense Is Terrible, I Hope It’ll Last

Toki Japanese whisky, sake, lemon, yuzu, hojicha coconut cream, shichimi, seaweed

$15

$14

Whiskey Richard

Green River bourbon, Letherbee Besk, lemon, mentholated berry medley, fennel, basil, chocolate mint, orange oil

$14

It’s About Time We Took This Relationship to the Previous Level

Ilegal mezcal, hibiscus lavender honey, chipotle cacao, lemon, grapefruit, cayenne, sea salt, Lillet Blanc, absinthe sorbet

$14

Favorites

$13

Antoinette’s Negroni (Draft)

St. George Valley gin, sweet vermouth, Campari, Bitter Queens Orange Bitters

$13

La Louisiane (Draft)

Pierre Ferrand Cognac, Dancing Goat Rye, Bénédictine, sweet vermouth, bitters, absinthe

$13

$14

House Manhattan

Wild Turkey Rye, sage, marjoram, cherry, lemon verbena, black pepper, dry vermouth, Bittercube Orange Bitters

$14

Espresso Martini (Nitro)

Supergay vodka, espresso, demerara

$14

He’s Not You, But You’re Not Here

Supergay vodka, lemon, watermelon shrub, cucumber, champagne

$14

$15

Span-ISH G&T

Hendrick’s Oasium gin, house seasonal tonic, lemon, orange, a whole bunch of garnishes, served in a goblet

$15

$14

Rose Lied About Never Letting Go

Death’s Door gin, honeybush, rooibos, coriander, raspberry, red clover, dry vermouth, lemon, grapefruit, Aperol

$14

Escucha Me, Idiota.

Morales tequila, fig balsamic reduction, spearmint, honeydew, lime, grapefruit, sea salt, prosciutto

$14

$18

Mary Berry’s Soggy Bottom

Solveig gin, navy strength rum, rhubarb-orange marmalade, Earl Grey, cashew ginger butter, egg white*

$18

$15

Maduro Daddy’s Buying My Drinks

Shiitake mushroom-washed Aberfeldy 12-Year Scotch, lapsang souchong, amaro, nocino, Public Parking Smoking Jacket Bitters, Drambuie

$15

FREAKY TIKI

$15

Good Googly Moogly

Tullamore Dew Irish whiskey, pineapple, lime, palm sugar, lemongrass-galangal coconut cream, shirodashi, Bittercube Orange Bitters

$15

Candiru in Your PP

Novo Fogo Cachaça, lemon, papaya, coconut, guaraná, coffee, sarsaparilla, vanilla

$15

We Met on Ashley Madison

Ilegal mezcal, Jamaican rum, smoked pineapple-ginger shrub, mango, passionfruit, coconut, lime, Bitter Queens Caribbean Spice Bitters

$15

PUNCHES

Serves 2–10 persons

$25

Rainbow Road Sibling Fight

Gray Whale gin, Hamilton Breezeway, banana, mango, guava, lime, coconut, bitters, bubbles

$25

$45

Mic Drop Mastery

Morales tequila, lime, grapefruit, jasmine-chamomile honey syrup, salt, habanero, spearmint, champagne

$45

$85

Damned If I Do, Damned If I Don’t

Old Grand-Dad Bonded Bourbon, Pierre Ferrand 1840, lemon, orange, cocoa-berry medley, apple, baking spices, Lambrusco

$85

SLUSHIES

Seasonal Surprise

MOCKTAILS

I’m Just a Baby... I Can Pay You in Blocks

Smoked tea, lemon, honey, ginger, bubbles

Soi Cowboy

Thai coconut cream, pineapple, lime

Juice Wrld

Mango, guava, lemon, orange

Favorite Mistake

Watermelon, cucumber, basil, thyme, lemon, bubbles

Dew My Honey

Honeydew, lime, soursop, bubbles, mint

N/A BEERS + MORE

Athletic IPA

Athletic Golden

Athletic Light

Guinness Zero

Teasider Iced Tea

Cold Brew Coffee

BEERS

ON TAP

Third Space Brewing Frog Weiss Sour

Giant Jones (Rotating Selection)

3 Sheeps Brewing Chaos Pattern Hazy IPA

The Cider Farm Equinox Hopped Cider

Working Draft Brewery To Those Who Wait Pilsner

BOTTLES

Miller High Life

Modelo Especial

Old Style

Coors Banquet

OVERPROMISED / UNDERDELIVERED

Featured Boilermaker

$40

PP Porrón & Polaroid

A four-cocktail porrón to share & one Polaroid picture to keep.

$40